Saturday, 16 August 2008

A Return to Simpler, Sexual Harassier Times


Ah, the good ol' days! When couples didn't have to waste time "talking things out" or "sharing feelings" or any of that crap. Nope, any case of wifey getting out of line could be solved with a few quick spanks to the rear. That put her back in her place! And then she could run back to the store for some of that delicious pressure packed Chase & Sanborn Coffee.

But now it's the bad new days! When the modern relationship hierarchy has been warped into a hunchbacked bucktoothed cross-eyed my-tickets-are-in-the-nosebleed-section of a thing. Thanks a lot, Lifetime and the descendents of Susan B. Anthony.

Men, I pray you, do not forget! The woman is a confused animal, weak in skill, thought-process, and size of muscle. Next time she forgets who's boss, you just remind her. The Chase & Sanborn Coffee way!

2 comments:

Amander said...

i miss these days. i still like a good spanking,

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