Holy Shit!

Remember "Dawson's Creek"???

...

That's all.

Things Keep Dying: Miramax

As if Salinger wasn't enough, film company Miramax is gone for good. Now, I won't say that it singlehandedly changed independent film, but it singlehandedly changed independent film. (Sorry I lied to you.)

RIP.

OK?: Man Murders to Prevent Murder

You all remember Scott Roeder. He was that nutjob who shot and killed abortion doctor, George Tiller, last summer. Well, in a recent turn of right-wing-crazy-thinks-he's-God's-warrior events, Roeder stated that he had no regrets regarding his actions. Why? Because, get this, "abortion is murder." Evidently no one told him that murder is also murder.

Who knows, Roeder? Maybe all those babies Tiller aborted would've grown up to be abortion doctors. Maybe he was saving lives. Ever think of that?! Nope, because you spent all your time misinterpreting the Bible and being born-again by "The 700 Club." I always knew late night Christian TV was pure evil.

Hit the jump to read all about Scott Roeder and his sick bastard friends.

~This is Awesome!~

So I just heard about the SarcMark. It's some newfangled symbol that you can download for $1.99 so everyone online can know when you're being sarcastic. Sound good? ~Yeah!~ And here it is:

(Kinda looks like a combination of a face and penis.)

For those of you wondering what these ~'s are doing, will you calm down and let me explain?? More than four years ago a couple friends and I (and one other person who claims she invented the whole thing herself. ~Cool.~) acknowledged the problem of online miscommunication in regards to sarcasm, and we came up with a solution. Alls you do is bracket said sarcastic word, sentence, phrase, whathaveyou with these little bastards:

~ (AKA tildes.)

No $1.99 download. No fueling the usage of the insufferable term SarcMark. No... OK, I guess it's just those two things. But still!

Hit the jump to go to the stupid SarcMark website and watch its stupid commercial and be stupid.

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."

J.D. Salinger, equally famous for his reclusive behavior as for his writing, died of natural causes at the age of 91. Back in high school "The Catcher in the Rye" became my favorite book before I even finished it, bumping "The Thief of Always" out of the coveted spot. Damn, that made me feel like a grown-up. Time for a re-read.

RIP.

Mine Eyes, Mine Eyes!

This cannot be unseen. I had to go out and buy broaches so I could go all Oedipus on myself. Except for the whole sleeping with my mom thing. Gross. She's married.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

This is What I Believe

In this day and age, who's to say what's right and what's wrong? You just do. And everyone will be held accountable for their actions. If you believe in God, then by him. If not, then graverobbers, who will rob the shit out of your grave and defile your rotting bones.