Blargh!

Now, I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "Hey, Nick! What the fuck have you been fucking doing?"

The answer: Not fucking much.

Truth be told I kind of forgot about my blog out here in Bloggywood. Not that I have many readers. (Hi, Leta!) But hopefully now that I've graduated college (AAAHH!) and finished a novel (AAAHH!) I can return to making witty quips about life. And all will be right with the world.

Except I'm moving to New York in the fall but I don't have a job or a place to live and my girlfriend just visited but she had to leave and she's still in school for two more years and wants to move to LA which is the complete opposite of New York in every respect but not that I should be thinking about crap like that but hey I'm human and I think about crap like that because everyone thinks about crap like that because we're all human goddammit except for those Mexican hairy-faced people who look an awful lot like werewolves.

Ugh.